THE USTA's GIFT TO CLIJSTERS' COME BACK

THE U S T A’s Gift to Clijsters

It was in the works all the long. The headlines would read; first mother to come back to the game after five years and win.

Only problem was for Clijisters to get through Serena Williams. No real problem. Every body knows Serena has a John Mc Enroe, problem. When she’s thinks the calls are off...she will get passionate.

So lets put a line judge who wears thick glasses on the service line and if any body says anything we have a built in free pass. And since the rules are so tight about un sportsman like conduct, all we have to do is wait for Serena to go off and we can give Clijsters her come back moment, and the 1,000,000.00+

First we’ll have her frustrate Serena’s game by calling foot faults all through the match. If its close and Serena’s on her service; we can preempt those 125 mile hour serves by pushing her over the edge. Yea that will get it.

Don’t have to worry about Serena Williams’ fans their not enough of them to count. There will be controversy but we can handle that.

This will be good for Tennis, real good for Clijsters, and Serena will get over it or better yet get out of the game. And if she raises to much hell; we’ll kick her out of tennis for good.

After all this is our game we invented it we financed it and we can let anybody we want win.

Every body in favor of this plan raise your hands, all opposed get out. I see we have a unanimous decision.

Let’s be about finding that blind line judge.